satire

We’ve all had this encounter. You’re having effortless chit-chat with a fellow minervan, maybe you’ve encountered each other on the staircase, maybe you’re wal... Read More

The student declined to comment on why he hadn’t yet sought medical help since he was unavailable and also vomiting. Instead, his roommate told Meekly reporters: “He’s treating himself through self care. Look -- scented candles, mini cupcakes and one slightly uncomfortable ASMR video on repeat.” ... Read More

The Jewish faith celebrates a variety of holidays and festivals throughout the year, largely of the “they tried to kill us, we survived, let’s eat” variety. The upcoming celebration of Passover is no exception...well maybe a slight exception. For Passover, the “let’s eat” portion of events requires the shirking of all flavourful, doughy, soft, delightful bread in favour of a dry cracker to remind us that the suffering never really needs to end.... Read More