Airbnb Listing: Minerva Residence Hall in the Tenderloin, SF
This Meekly article is a piece of satirical fiction, not a factual report.
The following piece is also a part of the Quest’s ongoing series featuring the f... Read More
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Minerva Schools Goes Online for Fall 2020 – SATIRE
Due to safety concerns amidst the COVID-19 pandemic, Minerva Schools at KGI made the difficult decision to hold all classes for the Fall 2020 semester online. Despite the outrage, most students are planning on attending fall classes. ... Read More
Bunch of Us: A Minerva Gothic – Satire
We’ve all had this encounter. You’re having effortless chit-chat with a fellow minervan, maybe you’ve encountered each other on the staircase, maybe you’re wal... Read More
Satire – Minerva Releases New Coronavirus Guidelines
Satire - Minerva Releases New Coronavirus Guidelines... Read More
Student Treats Appendicitis With Self Care
The student declined to comment on why he hadn’t yet sought medical help since he was unavailable and also vomiting. Instead, his roommate told Meekly reporters: “He’s treating himself through self care. Look -- scented candles, mini cupcakes and one slightly uncomfortable ASMR video on repeat.” ... Read More
Minerva Announces Plan to Launch Intentional, Revolutionary College Admissions Scandal in 2020
SAN FRANCISCO — Less than a month after the U.S. college admissions scandal first made headlines, Minerva Schools at KGI has announced its plans to launch its ... Read More
Athena’s Advice: Robot Review
If you really care as much about other people as your accomplishment section claims you do, Minerva has a “Rate my Professor” type thing on the Minerva Quest website.... Read More
Holiday Wish List Items That Say “Money is fine.”
This Anthropologie Cardigan That Costs $198
Oh no! You don't believe in fur, Aunt Jean? And you don't want to spend $200 on a cardigan with an inexplicable F... Read More
Useful German for the Busy Minervan
In just a few months Minerva’s class of 2020 will reach the fourth city in their global rotation: Berlin. The pre-departure orientation session was entertaining and informative, despite the controversial rendition of a cherished “Cabaret” number by a pair of 2019 theater nerds.... Read More
9 (More) Things to Do Over Summer Instead of a Tech Internship
Summer is just around the corner and what are you going to do? You have no degree, no real skills to speak of, you’ve lost the ability to carry on a normal conversation with a non-Minervan, and your faith in yourself is at an all-time low, with good reason. Your friends are somehow interning at Apple, Google, and Twitter, meanwhile the only tech company you’re affiliated with is Swiggy. Long story short: you’re a loser.... Read More