Meekly

Meekly pieces are satirical articles that critique and make fun of Minerva Schools, Minerva students, the entire world, or whatever else an author thinks deserves to be flamed. All Meekly works, especially those that mimic the format of Quest pieces, must be clearly marked as satire in the headline of the piece to avoid others spreading them as misinformation.

9 (More) Things to Do Over Summer Instead of a Tech Internship

Summer is just around the corner and what are you going to do? You have no degree, no real skills to speak of, you’ve lost the ability to carry on a normal conversation with a non-Minervan, and your faith in yourself is at an all-time low, with good reason. Your friends are somehow interning at Apple, Google, and Twitter, meanwhile the only tech company you’re affiliated with is Swiggy. Long story short: you’re a loser.... Read More

The Matzo Report

The Jewish faith celebrates a variety of holidays and festivals throughout the year, largely of the “they tried to kill us, we survived, let’s eat” variety. The upcoming celebration of Passover is no exception...well maybe a slight exception. For Passover, the “let’s eat” portion of events requires the shirking of all flavourful, doughy, soft, delightful bread in favour of a dry cracker to remind us that the suffering never really needs to end.... Read More