SATIRE – Ben Nelson Revealed to be a Robot
Disclaimer! This nonsensical piece was generated by the MeeklyBot, a GPT-2 deep learning language model trained on text from the Minerva Quest. GPT-2 (Generati... Read More
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Meekly pieces are satirical articles that critique and make fun of Minerva Schools, Minerva students, the entire world, or whatever else an author thinks deserves to be flamed. All Meekly works, especially those that mimic the format of Quest pieces, must be clearly marked as satire in the headline of the piece to avoid others spreading them as misinformation.
Minerva Schools Goes Online for Fall 2020 – SATIRE
Due to safety concerns amidst the COVID-19 pandemic, Minerva Schools at KGI made the difficult decision to hold all classes for the Fall 2020 semester online. Despite the outrage, most students are planning on attending fall classes. ... Read More
Satire – How to Solve a Global Pandemic Using HCs
Following the release of new coronavirus guidelines, a frightened Minerva administration decided to amend the Cornerstone Curriculum into a new and practical C... Read More
Meekly’s Solution to Corona Chaos
Stay in the res hall? Book the first flight available? Avoid all human contact? Everything is uncertain, and there is no right decision. Instead of stressing, ... Read More
Bunch of Us: A Minerva Gothic – Satire
We’ve all had this encounter. You’re having effortless chit-chat with a fellow minervan, maybe you’ve encountered each other on the staircase, maybe you’re wal... Read More
Satire – Minerva Releases New Coronavirus Guidelines
Satire - Minerva Releases New Coronavirus Guidelines... Read More
Class of 2021 making a global splash
Back in 2018, my timid, rule-following class, the class of 2021, was accused of not immersing in the city of San Francisco. I can’t deny that we “refrain... Read More
Satire: New UN General Assembly Composed of 90 Percent Minerva Alum, Scandal Ensues
This Meekly article is a piece of satirical fiction, not a factual report.
The 99th UN General Assembly is the first to be composed almost entirely of... Read More
Student Treats Appendicitis With Self Care
The student declined to comment on why he hadn’t yet sought medical help since he was unavailable and also vomiting. Instead, his roommate told Meekly reporters: “He’s treating himself through self care. Look -- scented candles, mini cupcakes and one slightly uncomfortable ASMR video on repeat.” ... Read More
Minerva Announces Plan to Launch Intentional, Revolutionary College Admissions Scandal in 2020
SAN FRANCISCO — Less than a month after the U.S. college admissions scandal first made headlines, Minerva Schools at KGI has announced its plans to launch its ... Read More