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Minerva Schools Goes Online for Fall 2020 – SATIRE

Erin DoolittleJuly 28, 2020

Due to safety concerns amidst the COVID-19 pandemic, Minerva Schools at KGI made the difficult decision to hold all classes for the Fall 2020 semester online. Despite the outrage, most students are planning on attending fall classes. ... Read More

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Satire – How to Solve a Global Pandemic Using HCs

Audrey WartersApril 10, 2020

Following the release of new coronavirus guidelines, a frightened Minerva administration decided to amend the Cornerstone Curriculum into a new and practical C... Read More

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Meekly’s Solution to Corona Chaos

Emma StiefelMarch 15, 2020

Stay in the res hall? Book the first flight available? Avoid all human contact? Everything is uncertain, and there is no right decision. Instead of stressing, ... Read More

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Bunch of Us: A Minerva Gothic – Satire

Mika LanirMarch 2, 2020

We’ve all had this encounter. You’re having effortless chit-chat with a fellow minervan, maybe you’ve encountered each other on the staircase, maybe you’re wal... Read More

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Satire – Minerva Releases New Coronavirus Guidelines

Nadav WachsFebruary 11, 2020

Satire - Minerva Releases New Coronavirus Guidelines... Read More

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Class of 2021 making a global splash

Erin PaglioneFebruary 1, 2020

Back in 2018, my timid, rule-following class, the class of 2021, was accused of not immersing in the city of San Francisco. I can’t deny that we “refrain... Read More

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Satire: New UN General Assembly Composed of 90 Percent Minerva Alum, Scandal Ensues

Emma StiefelDecember 4, 2019

This Meekly article is a piece of satirical fiction, not a factual report. The 99th UN General Assembly is the first to be composed almost entirely of... Read More

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Student Treats Appendicitis With Self Care

Leandra PedrettiOctober 19, 2019

The student declined to comment on why he hadn’t yet sought medical help since he was unavailable and also vomiting. Instead, his roommate told Meekly reporters: “He’s treating himself through self care. Look -- scented candles, mini cupcakes and one slightly uncomfortable ASMR video on repeat.” ... Read More

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Minerva Announces Plan to Launch Intentional, Revolutionary College Admissions Scandal in 2020

Zoey HaarApril 12, 2019

SAN FRANCISCO — Less than a month after the U.S. college admissions scandal first made headlines, Minerva Schools at KGI has announced its plans to launch its ... Read More

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Athena’s Advice: Robot Review

Erin DoolittleFebruary 1, 2019

If you really care as much about other people as your accomplishment section claims you do, Minerva has a “Rate my Professor” type thing on the Minerva Quest website.... Read More

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