Meekly’s Solution to Corona Chaos
Stay in the res hall? Book the first flight available? Avoid all human contact? Everything is uncertain, and there is no right decision. Instead of stressing, ... Read More
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Bunch of Us: A Minerva Gothic – Satire
We’ve all had this encounter. You’re having effortless chit-chat with a fellow minervan, maybe you’ve encountered each other on the staircase, maybe you’re wal... Read More
Satire – Minerva Releases New Coronavirus Guidelines
Satire - Minerva Releases New Coronavirus Guidelines... Read More
Class of 2021 making a global splash
Back in 2018, my timid, rule-following class, the class of 2021, was accused of not immersing in the city of San Francisco. I can’t deny that we “refrain... Read More
Satire: New UN General Assembly Composed of 90 Percent Minerva Alum, Scandal Ensues
This Meekly article is a piece of satirical fiction, not a factual report.
The 99th UN General Assembly is the first to be composed almost entirely of... Read More
Student Treats Appendicitis With Self Care
The student declined to comment on why he hadn’t yet sought medical help since he was unavailable and also vomiting. Instead, his roommate told Meekly reporters: “He’s treating himself through self care. Look -- scented candles, mini cupcakes and one slightly uncomfortable ASMR video on repeat.” ... Read More
Minerva Announces Plan to Launch Intentional, Revolutionary College Admissions Scandal in 2020
SAN FRANCISCO — Less than a month after the U.S. college admissions scandal first made headlines, Minerva Schools at KGI has announced its plans to launch its ... Read More
Athena’s Advice: Robot Review
If you really care as much about other people as your accomplishment section claims you do, Minerva has a “Rate my Professor” type thing on the Minerva Quest website.... Read More
Holiday Wish List Items That Say “Money is fine.”
This Anthropologie Cardigan That Costs $198
Oh no! You don't believe in fur, Aunt Jean? And you don't want to spend $200 on a cardigan with an inexplicable F... Read More
12 sex positions to bring cultural immersion to the bedroom
At Minerva, students are all about promoting the quality and quantity of sexual interactions. As our two senior-most classes part ways, one interclass couple, Jake Schaeffer and Kate Gilbert, have put together a guide to commemorate the collision of 2019 and 2020. ... Read More